Cheryl Cole's sartorial offerings are guaranteed to cause a hoo-ha across the land (read: in the Grazia offices). Whether it's a ginormous gown by Eva Minge for the Jubilee concert or a floor-sweeping frock by ex-WAG-pal Victoria Beckham, Chezza always keeping things interesting. But her latest outfit has been met by a BARRAGE of eyebrow wrinkling...
The Geordie princess performed her new single 'Call My Name' at the Summertime Ball in Wembley Arena yesterday and before taking to the stage, tweeted a snap of her snazzy ensemble. So did she wear another military jacket or a new pair of Roberto Cavalli trousers perhaps? Nope, Chezza gave our eyeballs a right shock by wearing little more than a multi-coloured jumpsuit with a pair of gold booties. Pop World superhero, eat yer heart out!
But this isn't any old jumpsuit -- oh no. This is a wacktacular creation from the genius that is Pam Hogg. In true Hogg-y style, the garment consists of an array of rainbow brights, sparkling panels, a plunging neckline and clingy gold lycra that can't help but draw attention to *ahem* Chezzle's lady parts.
It's certainly a more adventurous approach for our Chez who has edged closer to edgy fashion since ditching her Girls Aloud days. But this surely must be one of THE most unforgiving outfits in the world, no? And although Cheryl has got a figure to die for, we wonder whether she's funky enough to pull off a Pam Hogg jumpsuit? Or perhaps the question should be: can ANYONE pull off a Pam Hogg jumpsuit?!
Aside from CC, there have been many a starlet who've tried. Who could forget when Peaches Geldof gave the trend a go back in 2009, teaming the playsuit with a pair of black tights *shudder* and flaunting her ample assets while doing so. In contrast, Cheryl kept her bosom under-wraps so let's be thankful for that. Then Kelly Rowland went all sci-fi on us in a silver and black creation - is a PH jumpsuit essential for cementing your pop status we wonder? And no prizes for guessing Lady Gaga has had her Pam Hogg moment too, donning a red jacket with PVC shorts, fishnets and a bizarre eye mask that, when worn together by such a style chameleon, comes off as brilliantly directional. In fact, we have an inkling Gagaloo may be the only woman alive who can make this one work.
But let's hear your thoughts, peeps! Have a scroll through past Pam Hogg-wearers in the gallery above and bring in the verdict...
Via: Cheryl Cole's Pam Hogg Jumpsuit At The Summertime Ball 2012: EEK OR CHIC?
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